i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs
- Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
- Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
- Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
- Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
- Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
- Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
Bitch threw a table, blocked a flying chair and caught another one. AND SHE WAS HOLDING HER PURSE THE ENTIRE TIME.
if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to